haaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

thirdeyedeaf:

guys that caught me sneaking pictures of them 

THE LAST ONES SMILING

(Source: niknak79)

(Source: periodandbonerstories)

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

(Source: inthepitofmystomach)

"Have you ever loved someone you knew was wrong for you? Someone who hurt you over and over again and hurt those around you, but you could forgive them because losing them would hurt even more?"

-Harley Quinn (via im-not-afraid-of-hurting)

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

(Source: buzzfeed)

(Source: thefernandosun)

sstain:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian)

Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.